Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life? Since you cannot do this very little thing, why do you worry about the rest? Luke 12:25-26

Saturday, March 13, 2010

I would like to thank the Academy....

I have nominated and awarded myself the "Best Pill-Taker Without Anyone Else Noticing" award for my performance last night.

I am jammed in a car with 5 other people so we can all go to Taco Bell at about midnight last night. We get our food and pack in the Taco Bell parkinglot to eat. I'm smooshed between two of the three other people in the back seat. The back seat, facing the front, is Sarah, me, Bethany, Scotty. The window next to Sarah is opened so we have some light, some air, and less Taco smell living in the car. I decide to eat first because it would have been impossible to get my pills out with so much food in my lap. So after I finish my 3 crunchy tacos, meat and cheese only with Mild sauce, I whip out 5 of these babies:


(ok just kidding. Sometimes they feel this big, but I'm just joking.)
Actually, I just did a little sizing up, and those pills in the picture are exactly half the length of the actual enzymes. Hmm.
Anyway, I digress. So I pull 5 of those out of my pill bottle that lives in my purse, and take them one at a time. Somehow, probably based on years of experience, I managed to do this without anyone knowing and without trying to hide it! I wasn't being all secretive. I was just getting something out of my purse, simple as that. And yet, no one saw. And this is why I'm giving myself that award.



LauLau said...

I love it! In highschool i sat with someone for a whole semester at lunch and it wasn't until the last week that they noticed me taking my pills. I'm very smooooth like you!

Jennifer said...

You are too funny, Andrea. And I like your new profile pic!